aiplannercumbria events & things to do in march
Exciting events and experiences happening this month in Cumbria.
Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?
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Standard Theatre Seated Following acclaimed runs in London and Edinburgh, the multi-award-winning star and creator of ITV’s Transaction hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs. Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good? Join Jordan as she explores all this and more in her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet. Edinburgh Fringe Best Show – NomineeMelbourne International Comedy Fest Best Show – NomineeChannel 4 Breakthrough Comedy Star – WinnerNextUp Biggest Award In Comedy – Winner “Terrific… blazingly energetic” ★★★★ The Telegraph “Lyrically dextrous – blisteringly funny” ★★★★ The List “An emerging talent who is firing on all cylinders”★★★★ The Scotsman “Giving her all is clearly what she does best” ★★★★ The Skinny “Hilarious and often emotional” ★★★★ The I “Will stay with you long after you leave” ★★★★★ Entertainment Now “Hiariously quick-witted … raw and intimate” ★★★★ Broadway Baby
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A Foreigners Journey
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Legendary bands Foreigner and Journey are giants of the AOR (Adult Orientated Rock) and classic rock genres, attracting huge audiences as live acts since forming in the 1970’s. The two bands have achieved massive commercial and critical success, both having sold in excess of 80 million albums. Their supreme musical quality has ensured that they’ve never been victims of trends or passing fashions. Even their earliest hits are still being played on radio shows worldwide every day. Sadly for those in the UK, their shows over here have been few and far between. Most fans of their music have not experienced the thrill of hearing it played live. Thankfully, however, the next best thing is here in the shape of the award-winning band A FOREIGNERS JOURNEY. A Foreigners Journey proudly won both the “UK’s Number 1 Tribute to Foreigner” and the “UK’s Number 1 Tribute to Journey” awards at the National Tribute Music Awards. Their talent has been acknowledged by Jeff Pilson, bass player of Foreigner, who said “Check out this amazing band, they rock!”. They have toured throughout the UK and Europe for the last 12 years. They’ve headlined a number of festivals and played to packed theatres and venues. It is safe to say they have established themselves as one of the most respected and known tribute shows around. The show features the incredible vocals and stage presence of Adam J Oades. The songs are the best and most iconic songs from each of the two bands, creating a carefully balanced setlist. These include bonafide rock classics such as the massive anthem Don’t Stop Believin’, Cold As Ice, Separate Ways, Juke Box Hero, Feels Like The First Time, to gentler power ballads like the hits I Want To Know What Love Is, Faithfully, Waiting For A Girl Like You, Open Arms and many more.
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Chesney Hawkes
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Chesney Hawkes became one of the biggest pop stars of his era with his irresistible mega-hit ‘The One and Only’, becoming one of the most recognisable songs of a generation. Having spent over a decade in LA, Chesney is finally back and bigger than ever, with his long awaited comeback album ‘Living Arrows’ securing BBC Radio 2’s coveted ‘album of the week’, and spawning the hit radio singles ‘Get A Hold Of Yourself’, ‘Live Forever’ and ‘LOUD!’. With regular major television appearances including his iconic BBC Radio 2 ‘Piano Room’ and recent advance to the final of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’, Chesney is very much back in our lives, our ears and our hearts – Guilty pleasure to National Treasure! ‘Living Arrows’ is out now.
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The Man Who Failed to Die (15)
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Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme 2026 Thursday 12th March Comedy sketch writer SEKIYA Ippei (MIZUKAWA Katamari), weary of society’s harshness and a life without reward, decides to end it all by jumping from a train platform. Just as he is about to do so, a fatal accident occurs at the neighbouring station, forcing him to reconsider. After looking into it, Ippei discovers that the man who died was named MORIGUCHI Tomohiro (MASANA Bokuzo) and decides to sneak into his funeral. When he returns home, however, he is confronted by Tomohiro’s ghost. Forcing Ippei to feel grateful for his survival, the ghost Tomohiro makes a shocking request: to kill his daughter Aya’s (KARATA Erika) abusive ex-husband, WAKAMATSU Katsutoshi (KYAN Yutaka). Defeated by Tomohiro’s persistence, Ippei begins to investigate Katsutoshi. Along the way, a strange bond between Ippei and Tomohiro is formed, and soon Ippei comes to understand the true reason behind Tomohiro’s abrupt death. Blending dry humour with the supernatural, TANAKA Seiji — who made a sensational international debut with Melancholic (2018) — delivers a uniquely entertaining film that moves effortlessly between comedy, mystery, and unexpected warmth. Contains mild violence. The Man Who Failed to Die死に損なった男 (Shinizokonatta otoko)Directed by TANAKA Seiji2024, 109 min.Starring: MIZUKAWA Katamari, MASANA Bokuzo, KARATA Erika, KYAN Yutaka Knowing Me, Knowing YouThe True Self in Japanese Cinema6 February – 31 March 2026The UK’s largest festival of Japanese cinema, the Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme (JFTFP), is back again. This is the place where cinema comes alive!
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EMF
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Formed in 1989 in the quiet town of Cinderford in England’s Forest of Dean, EMF exploded onto the global stage with their infectious blend of dance, rock, and pop. Within a year, they were everywhere, thanks to the smash hit “Unbelievable,” a song that would go on to define a generation and top charts worldwide. Their debut album Schubert Dip (1991) captured their raw energy and genre-defying sound. With follow-ups Stigma (1992) and Cha Cha Cha (1995), EMF took fans on an ever-evolving journey, shifting from dance floor anthems to darker, more introspective sonic territory. But by 1995 the toll of the spotlight and constant touring was beginning to tell and the band went their separate ways. Before bowing out gracefully, they released their hit version of The Monkees “I’m a Believer,” accompanied by comedians Vic and Bob. During their hiatus, the members found new creative paths: frontman James Atkin launched a solo career while teaching music in Yorkshire; guitarist Ian Dench became a sought-after songwriter and music executive, collaborating with everyone from Beyoncé to The Prodigy; keyboardist Derry Brownson founded Little Killers (LK); and bassist Zac Foley played with the band Carrie. In 2001, EMF reunited for a string of shows celebrating their compilation, The Best of EMF: Epsom Mad Funkers. But just as a full resurgence seemed imminent, tragedy struck. The sudden passing of Zac Foley in early 2002 shocked the band back into silence. Though they sporadically returned to the stage with new bassist Stevey Marsh and a memorable 2012 live video recording of Schubert Dip and Stigma, it wasn’t until 2020 that EMF truly reignited. Marking their 30th anniversary, the band released the expansive box set From Us to You, which included remastered classics and a disc of b-sides and unreleased archive material called Flipsides and Bonafides. Feeling the love from their loyal fans, James and Ian started writing again, culminating in the triumphant 2022 release of Go Go Sapiens. With new drummer Aid Todd behind the kit, the band hit the road once more, reuniting with audiences across the UK, Europe, and the US. Their momentum continued with 2024’s The Beauty and the Chaos, a critically acclaimed album that reaffirmed EMF’s place in the modern music landscape. In 2025, EMF were honoured in their hometown with a commemorative blue plaque in Cinderford, a lasting tribute to the band’s cultural impact and the pride they bring to the Forest of Dean. Now, EMF are not just back, they’re thriving. Still creating, still touring, and still full of the life-affirming energy that made them unforgettable. EMF remain as vital and visionary as ever. “EMF are a band reborn. The ludicrous strength of their reunion albums, combined with the obvious love they have for each other, makes their shows something to treasure, and the connection between band and audience is genuine. As life-affirming live as they are on record, make sure you catch EMF in person.” – Sonic Abuse, 2024
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McGoldrick, McCusker & Doyle
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Extended Theatre Seated “A sparklingly tight programme… an excellent sound balance… never tiresome.” The Scotsman “It takes a lifetime of playing to sound as effortless as these guys.” The Herald “What an absolute pleasure to share in their warmth, intimacy and richly talented company.” Folking.com Key members of celebrated folk collective Transatlantic Sessions and legends in their own right, Michael McGoldrick, John McCusker and John Doyle are on the road again in 2026. They are bringing you their own blend of top-class folk songs, tunes and charming bonhomie. All three musicians have won global acclaim: Mike McGoldrick is a master of flutes, whistles and Uillean pipes, a renowned composer and current member of Capercaillie. Formerly of Battlefield Band, John McCusker’s unique fiddle playing has earned him a worldwide reputation as one of the most gifted and versatile musicians of any genre. Guitarist and singer-songwriter John Doyle is an Irish music linchpin and founding member of acclaimed group Solas. They have shared stages and recording studios with everyone from Bob Dylan and Mark Knopfler to Paul Weller, Joan Baez and Linda Thompson. With their vast repertoire Mike, John & John are a rare musical treat you’ll savour for a very long time.
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Hakkenden: Fiction and Reality (15)
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Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme 2026 Saturday 14th March In early 19th-century Edo, celebrated novelist Takizawa Bakin (Koji Yakusho) embarks on an ambitious story of eight samurai warriors. They are bound by a mystical orb that grants them supernatural powers to lift the curse afflicting the Satomi clan. Seeking an illustrator, Bakin turns to his close friend, the legendary ukiyo-e master Katsushika Hokusai (Seiyō Uchino). Though Hokusai declines to collaborate, he continues to visit, eager to hear each new chapter as it unfolds. Nearly three decades pass, but when his life’s work reaches its climax, Bakin’s private life takes its toll. In addition to family strife, he begins to lose his sight. Just as despair sets in, his devoted daughter-in-law, Omichi (Haru Kuroki), offers to assist him, rekindling his determination to complete the masterpiece. Hakkenden has been adapted for film numerous times since the 1950s, but this adaptation is different. Masterfully directed by Sori Fumihiko (Pinpon, 2002), it effortlessly blends the intimate true story of some of Japan’s most renowned artistic historical figures with the world of fascinating heroes Bakin created, alongside breathtaking visual effects. Contains mild violence and action. Hakkenden: Fiction and Reality八犬伝 (Hakkenden)Directed by Fumihiko Sori2024, 149 min.Starring: Koji Yakusho, Seiyō Uchino, Tao Tsuchiya, Haru Kuroki Knowing Me, Knowing You.The True Self in Japanese Cinema.6 February – 31 March 2026The UK’s largest festival of Japanese cinema, the Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme (JFTFP), is back again. This is the place where cinema comes alive! © 2024 “Hakkenden: Fiction and Reality” Film Partners
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Jason Fox: Embrace The Chaos
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NEMURUBAKA: Hypnic Jerks (15)
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Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme 2026 Thursday 19th March IRISU Yumi (KUBO Shiori), a university student who lacks direction in life, shares a room with her senior, KUJIRAI Ruka (TAIRA Yuna), a devoted musician in a struggling indie band. They are opposites, yet live closely together. One day, Yumi attends one of Ruka’s gigs at a small basement club and is stunned to see her friend transformed into a magnetic star, commanding the crowd. Soon after, a major record label reaches out to Ruka, and their once-sisterly relationship begins to drift apart. As Ruka rises to stardom, propelled by the fast-paced music industry, Yumi grapples with envy and regret, realising that she has never worked hard to fulfil her dream. But there is something Yumi does not know about Ruka beneath her glittering exterior. Adapted from the manga by ISHIGURO Masakazu, and directed by SAKAMOTO Yugo of the Baby Assassins trilogy, this film is a tender and stirring portrait of youth, ambition, as well as the bonds of sisterhood. NEMURUBAKA: Hypnic Jerksネムルバカ (Nemurubaka)Directed by SAKAMOTO Yugo2025, 106 min.Starring: KUBO Shiori, TAIRA Yuna, TSUNA Keito, HIGUCHI Kohei Knowing Me, Knowing YouThe True Self in Japanese Cinema6 February – 31 March 2026The UK’s largest festival of Japanese cinema, the Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme (JFTFP), is back again. This is the place where cinema comes alive! © Masakazu Ishiguro, Tokuma Shoten/Nemurubaka Film Production Committee
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Comedy Club
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Malt Room Cabaret Seating | Age guidance 18+ Comedy Club is our ever-popular and ever-hilarious night featuring some of the best UK comedians on the UK stand-up circuit for your laughing pleasure. Sit back, relax, and get ready to laugh your socks off! Comedy Club January 2026 (Tickets available directly https://www.breweryarts.co.uk/event/comedy-club/ ) Kicking away the winter blues we welcome back our ever-popular, and ever hilarious, Malt-Rooms comedy club featuring some of the best UK comedians on the UK stand-up circuit for your laughing pleasure! This month’s cracking club features the comedy skills of Al Stevenson, Elaine Robertson, Tom Taylor and headlined by the epic comedy awesomeness that is Matt Reed! Comedy Club March 2026 More Spring Comedy fun to brighten up the day so we bring you yet another cracking comedy night featuring just the finest stand-up comedians from the UK comedy circuit. March’s comedy delights are Tal Davies, Sam Avery, Steve Day and MC-d by one of our favourite crowd wranglers – Pete Otway! Comedy Club September 2026 Here comes our ever-popular and ever-super-fun Malt-Rooms comedy club featuring some of the best UK comedians on the UK stand-up circuit for your laughing pleasure! This month’s cracking club features the comedy skills of Alex Hylton, David Hoare, Jacob Nussey and headlined by Dave Twentyman! Comedy Club October 2026 Come and join us for a night of fantastic festive funnies at our ever-popular comedy club this December! Joining us for this night of mighty mirth-filled merriment are these comedy Christmas Crackers! – Alex Camp, Louise Leigh, Edward Midgley and back by popular demand, your MC Al Stevenson! Do note that line ups are subject to change.
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Huey Morgan – The Fun Lovin’ Criminal: An Evening Of Music And Conversation
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You may have encountered the dynamic personality of Huey Morgan in many ways. Frontman, radio and television broadcaster, author and DJ, Huey is many things at once. Coming to prominence as the frontman and driving force of the eclectic American rap/rock outfit Fun Lovin’ Criminals, Morgan led the band from 1993 – 2021. Best known for the hit record Scooby Snacks, Fun Lovin’ Criminals released 6 albums between 1996 and 2010 and sold over 10 million records. As host of The Huey Show on BBC Radio 6 since 2008, Morgan is a cherished voice on national radio in the UK, where he hosts a mix of hip-hop, soul, punk, funk, rock and everything in between to his listeners. A charismatic, authentic, passionate, and popular renegade himself, Huey’s groove is infectious. And now he’s heading out on a solo tour, stopping off in the Brewery Arts theatre for a mix of music and chat – so fans can get up close and personal with Huey Morgan – The Fun Lovin’ Criminal.
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Sham (15)
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Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme 2026 Thursday 26th March Fukuoka, 2003. Elementary school teacher YABUSHITA Seiichi (AYANO Go) is devoted to his job. One day, he is accused by a boy’s mother, HIMURO Ritsuko (SHIBASAKI Ko), of brutally disciplining her allegedly mixed-race son. Despite insisting that he has no recollection of the incident and claiming it is completely untrue, Seiichi is forced by his headteacher — more concerned about the school’s reputation — to apologise publicly to other parents. The gesture, however, fails to end the controversy. What makes the matter worse is a media exposé that reveals Seiichi’s real name and casts him as a national villain. As public outrage grows, Seiichi is vilified and isolated, while Ritsuko garners sympathy and rallies support for an unprecedented civil lawsuit. Every day life unravels as despair overwhelms Seiichi, who fiercely continues to deny Ritsuko’s claim. Internationally acclaimed MIIKE Takashi transforms journalist FUKUDA Masumi’s ground-breaking report, Fabrication: The Truth Behind the Fukuoka ‘Murderous Teacher’ Case, into this gripping film. The story serves as both a social critique and a moral inquiry, challenging us to question what is real, whom to trust, and how fragile the images we create of others truly are. Contains references to abuse and implications of child suicide. Shamでっちあげ ～殺人教師と呼ばれた男 (Detchiage: Satsujin kyoshi to yobareta otoko)Directed by MIIKE Takashi2025, 129 min.Starring: AYANO Go, SHIBASAKI Ko, KAMENASHI Kazuya Knowing Me, Knowing YouThe True Self in Japanese Cinema6 February – 31 March 2026The UK’s largest festival of Japanese cinema, the Japan Foundation Touring Film Programme (JFTFP), is back again. This is the place where cinema comes alive!
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